ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
HAHHAHA uh... ugh.
Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.
theselener: theselener: theselener: what’s the richest kind of air billionaire i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
dickfaerie: adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.
There’s an end to every storm. Once all the trees have been uprooted, once all...– Meredith Grey (via lindsaylately)
poopflow: doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
foreveralone-lyguy: tomatolovers: so my mom gave me all these ballons my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on the cat cant even get in